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Re: Notice to all employees
From: "Valdis' Mustache" <security.mustache () gmail com>
Date: Sat, 28 Feb 2009 00:53:27 -0500

Steve:

I consulted your site at http://www.bytebusters.com/ for more
information about these new policies and how they might impact your
employees and prospective customers, but only found an announcement
regarding a trojan horse in OpenSSH. Please expound further on these
initiatives, and see if you can work a POOP or QUEEF acronym in if
possible.

Your humble servant,
Le Mustache du Valdis


On Fri, Feb 27, 2009 at 9:42 PM, Stephen Menard <smenard () nbnet nb ca> wrote:

-------- Original Message --------
Subject:        FW: Notice to all employees
Date:   Fri, 27 Feb 2009 15:42:20 -0300


Subject: Notice to all employees
Date: Tue, 24 Feb 2009 13:06:14 -0500



Dear employees,



Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the
economy, Management has decided to

implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age and above on early
retirement. This scheme will be known

as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).



Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible for
the SHAFT scheme (Special Help

After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will
be reviewed under the SCREW

programme (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED
once, SHAFTED twice and

SCREWED as many times as Management deems appropriate.



Persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for
Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES

(Half Eamings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).



Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED
any further by Management.

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT
(Special High Intensity Training) as

possible. Management has always prided itself on the amount of SHIT it
gives employees. Should you feel that

you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring to the attention of your
Supervisor. They have been trained to give

you all the SHIT you can handle.



Sincerely,



The Managemt
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