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Re: "funsec" as a terror cell
From: Valdis.Kletnieks () vt edu
Date: Fri, 27 Nov 2009 17:24:03 -0500
On Fri, 27 Nov 2009 16:47:06 EST, you said:
A trainee spy for Israel's secret service agency Mossad was arrested by Tel
Aviv police while taking part in a training operation, media reports say.
OK. This should be good. How does that have any relationship to funsec or
anything else I'm associated with?
/me waits for some "Gadi Evron went to the same high school as a Mossad agent,
therefor since I subscribe to a list that Gadi runs, I work for the Tel Aviv
police" Kevin Bacon saga....
Let me save you the trouble:
Sir Bedevere: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
Peasant 1: Are there? Oh well, tell us.
Sir Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
Peasant 1: Burn them.
Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn, apart from witches?
Peasant 1: More witches.
Peasant 2: Wood.
Sir Bedevere: Good. Now, why do witches burn?
Peasant 3: ...because they're made of... wood?
Sir Bedevere: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?
Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her.
Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Peasant 1: Oh yeah.
Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
Peasant 1: No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond!
Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?
Peasant 1: Bread.
Peasant 2: Apples.
Peasant 3: Very small rocks.
Peasant 1: Cider.
Peasant 2: Gravy.
Peasant 3: Cherries.
Peasant 1: Mud.
Peasant 2: Churches.
Peasant 3: Lead! Lead!
King Arthur: A Duck.
Sir Bedevere: ...Exactly. So, logically...
Peasant 1: If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.
Sir Bedevere: And therefore...
Peasant 2: ...A witch!
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