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FortiGuard Advisory: Now you can eat all the Chipotle you want and still have underwear that sparkles and shines!
From: Fortinet Labs <fortinetlabs () yahoo com>
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 2010 15:40:21 -0800 (PST)
Fortinet's FortiGuard Labs has discovered you can eat all the Chipotle you want and still have underwear that sparkles
If you're like other Americans, you love to eat Chipotle but you hate all those terrible bloodstains in your underwear.
Critical, Act Now!
Hi, Fortinet here with another fantastic product. If you're like other Americans, you love to eat Chipotle, but you
hate all those terrible bloodstains in your underwear. Well now there's a product that can clean even bloodstains
caused by Chipotle right off your underwear - Chipotl-away! Just one Chipotle burrito can leave up to a quarter cup of
underwear blood, but Chipotl-away makes your underwear clean and ready for more.
Stop buying new underwear every time you eat Chipotle! That can cost you thousands. Chipotl-away gets rid of
bloodstains and leaves underwear good as new. Imagine having underwear so clean you can practically eat off of it.
Now you can eat all the Chipotle you want, and still have underwear that sparkles and shines. Order right now!!
* FortiGuard Labs released the signature "Underwear.Blood.Chipotle () MM a".
* Advanced zero-day protection has been available since September 3, 2009.
FortiGuard Labs continues to monitor underwear cleanliness throughout America.
Fortinet customers who subscribe to Fortinet's intestinal protection service (IPS) should be protected against this
vulnerability. Fortinet's IPS service is one component of FortiGuard Subscription Services. FortiGuard Services are
continuously updated by FortiGuard Labs, these updates are delivered to all FortiClassic, FortiCherry and DietForti
products. Fortinet strictly follows responsible disclosure guidelines to ensure optimum protection during digestion.
FortiGuard Advisory: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtZzyvuGy8E
Billy Mays of Fortinet's FortiGuard Labs
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- FortiGuard Advisory: Now you can eat all the Chipotle you want and still have underwear that sparkles and shines! Fortinet Labs (Jan 24)