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From: James Rankin <kz20fl () googlemail com>
Date: Tue, 22 Nov 2011 13:51:46 +0000

Consultancy. Hehe.

You seriously need treatment for schizophrenia. Why don't you go and argue
with your alter ego?

Please tell your solicitor he is welcome to talk to mine any day.



On 22 November 2011 13:48, andrew.wallace <andrew.wallace () rocketmail com>wrote:

I think you are mistaken, this email is not sent by my consultancy.

I ask you to retract your statement or face legal action.


Andrew Wallace

Independent consultant


"On two occasions...I have been asked, 'Pray, Mr Babbage, if you put into
the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able
rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such
a question."


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