Re: icons for various hosts?

On Tue, Dec 29, 1998 at 08:42:40PM -0500, LOARDEON_at_aol.com wrote:
> i need a modem jammer??? where can i find one i got caught hacking into the
> aol user account databanks i need a jammer!!!!

        While I was not born in US and English is not my first
        language, I feel obligated to make some corrections.
        How about:

I need a modem jammer!
[There should be no question marks here. Else it looks like you are
asking yourself a question, which makes you look even more stupid++]

Where can I find one?
[Now here you do need a question mark]

I got caught hacking into the aol accounts databank. I need a jammer.
[Capitalization is important. Periods are also important. Unless
using AOL made you lose complete respect for yourself, you should
use "I" instead of "i"]

        This concludes today's lesson of foreigners teaching
        HS seniors on how to spell and add.

        I would suggest you look for a hammer - not a jammer.
        When you find a hammer - hit yourself over the head.
        Next time you use a modem you will be jammed. Honest.

-- Yan
Received on Dec 30 1998